NEVER BEFORE, NEVER AGAIN
Live from The Virginia Beach SportsPlex
January 1st, 2013
5 P.M. Bell Time
Final Card line-up:
Opening match-up:
D-Line vs Incoherence
It seemed as though D-Line could never quite get IN-line in this match and Incoherence absolutely dominated. Quick tags, to the (surprising) delight of the fans, and hard hitting offense from Hallowickid and Frightmare was more than their opponents could take. Finally isolating Black Ice, Hallowickid finally scored teh Pin with the Go 2 Sleepy Hollow. D-Line issued a challenge for the next time V.W.C. was at the SportsPlex, promising a "series of unfortunate events" for Incoherence. Incoherence accepted.
A Four Team Tournament for the Vacant Virginia Militia Tag Titles:
W.G.T.T. vs Kyle O'Reilly and Adam Cole
O'Reilly and Cole came out strong and fast, isolating Charlie Haas and gaining a series of near falls. Benjamin waited for his chance... but it never came. O'Reilly locked in the Guillotine Choke on Haas and Adam Cole made sure there was nothing Shelton Benjamin could do about it. After the match, an irate W.G.T.T. beat down O'Reilly and Cole with chairs until security could escort them, screaming and cursing, to the back.
The Briscoe Brothers vs Eddie Kingston and Drake Younger
Two words for this match... Blood Bath... These 4 men tore down the SportsPlex!! With a combined token count of 17 (that is NOT a typo, LOL), these 4 men were NOT in the mood to lay down for anyone, especially each other. In the end, Dem Boys were able to isolate Drake Younger in the ring for the Doomsday Device. Mark finally got the 3 count as Jay dove out of teh ring to keep Eddie Kingston from making the save. As the Briscoes and Kingston/Younger shook hands and grudgingly offered each other respect, W.G.T.T. came barreling down to the ring, laying out all 4 exhausted competitors with chairs. As they were (again) escorted to the back, Cole and O'Reilly (with Rhyno dragging them each by an ear) came down to ringside and quickly attacked the Briscoes...
Finals for the Vacant Virginia Militia Tag Titles:
The Briscoes vs O'Reilly/Cole
In a move many fans questioned and openly protested, the referee followed O'Reilly and Cole down to ringside and called for the bell to start the match. Jay put up a valiant effort, but a second Panama Sunrise by Cole proved to be too much. Mark was still being tended by medical personnel at ringside. Your winners and First Virginia Militia Tag Champs...
[glow=red,2,300]Kyle O'Reilly and Adam Cole!!!![/glow]
Special Attraction: Women's Tag-Team Match-up:
Sara Del Rey and Saturyne take on Daizee Haze and Mia Yim
This match was over quickly as SDR took fast and full control on Yim and never allowed Haze to get in the match. Actually never allowed anyone to get in the match, ignoring Saturyne's attempts to get a tag also. The Royal Butterfly spelled the end of the match-up, but tempers flared after the bell as all 4 women ended up in a huge brawl, bringing the over worked security down to ringside AGAIN to break up the post-match brawl.
NO DQ, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE:
Brodie Lee squares off against Masada
Footage of security was shown before this match, as they took time to celebrate the fact they would NOT be needed during this match. This match went all over the building (and into the parking lot). Although security was in fact NOT needed during this match, at least one member of the security team was not as happy after the match, as Lee used one of the security guards' metal lunch box to clobber and lay out Masada with in the break room. When the security guard complained and tried to interject himself, the Big Rig used the Security Guard to bash Masada with. The end came when a bloody Lee finally was able to put an even bloodier Masada through a car window (hope it wasn't the security guards...) and pull him back out and drop him to the concrete with a Big Boot for the pin.
Rhyno sees action against Sami Callihan
Rhyno seemed to ride the adrenalin wave of his partners earlier in the night. He hit the ring running and blew through Callihan in just under 5 minutes. Two Gores and Sami couldn't come back.
Kevin Steen comes to town looking to take out CM Punk
Steen entered the ring full of arrogance and swagger, Punk simply entered the ring. This fantastic contrast of styles thrilled the SportsPlex audience for a full 20 minutes. When the bell sounded to signal the TLD, Punk encouraged the crowd in their "5 more minutes" chants. Steen wanted no part of it and exited the ring. Punk made the mistake of turning his back to acknowledge the fans and Steen struck with a vengeance. Punk was a bloodied heap in the middle of the ring thanks to a Steen chairshot. However, thanks to W.G.T.T. (and a couple chairs of their own), Steen exited the ring faster than Dusty Rhodes on the veggie isle, before he could land the Package Piledriver on CM. Steen yelled as he was exiting (courtesy of the over worked security team) "This ain't the F@#$%^g end of Sh@#!!! I'll be back next month!! And I won't be alone!! You Bit@#$s are MINE!!!"
The promotion would like to thank you all for joining us here and we all hope you enjoyed the show. We will be back in the SportsPlex in February (exact date to be announced this week), but you can find us all over the great state of Virginia between now and then. Be watching for our travel itinerary to be forth coming very soon.
