Wednesday's Wrestling Wake-Up

[jasonjaconetti]

[glow=green,2,300]Wednesday's Wrestling Wake-Up[/glow]

8/1/12 - Bell Time 7:00 AM

Card #1: "The Debut"

Bout #1:
The Tribe vs. Los Banditos
- The tag team action starts early this the first morning of August 2012. Some really great tags by the Banditos kept the Tribe off-balance abnd out-of-sorts. Rico was able to use a backbreaker into a flying knee to down Lion at 7:41.

Bout #2:
The Hobo vs. Scorpio Sky
- The Hobo looked extra grubby this morning, as he pan-handled his way to the ring. Scorpio paid him little attention and slapped his hat away from his before the bell rung. As the coins flittered on to the arena floor, The Hobo spun into a rage and attacked Sky as the bell rang. Hobo used a Railroad Spike to win at 1:37, before gathering up his hat and money.

Bout #3:
Joey Ryan vs. Johnny Yuma
- Ryan may be the sleeziest guy in wrestling. (No that's it, just a statement of fact) Yuma looks like something a Def Leopard concert forgot to pack up. (Again, just a statement of fact) And yet, these two hate each other. Whether it is a fight over the fat chick in row 5 or who ate the last corndog (FYI: The Hobo did), these two came out swinging. Yuma has a nice run on offense, but Ryan was not about to stay down. Ryan staged a great comeback and used his Walk-Off to down Yuma. Ryan blew a kiss to that chick in row 5, but she was too busy working her second round of honey buns to notice.

Main Event
Bout #4:
Adam Pearce vs. Nick Madrid
- Pearce took Nick too lightly at first and nearly lost the match based on his sloppiness. Scrap Daddy started to turn up the intenisty, but Nick was right there with him. Pearce finally found that last gear and used his size to pound the smaller man to the mat. Pearce used a modified choke-slam (out of a suplex pick-up) to win at 16:54 in a great main event.

[weirdjerod]

Fantastic card.. making me jones even more to get the NWAH stuff, lol

[rpb1975]

I am an 87%er all the way...bring sleezey back Joey!...mmmmmmmmhoney buns (In my best Homer Simpson voice)

[jasonjaconetti]

I am looking to keep the WWW going each Wednesday morning...in theory that should be doable...in theory

[weirdjerod]

Aug 1, 2012 9:03:38 GMT -5 jasonjaconetti said:

I am looking to keep the WWW going each Wednesday morning...in theory that should be doable...in theory

awesome!! I am looking forward to it!! and i totally understand "in theory" lol, so here is hoping that theory becomes reality ;D

[jasonjaconetti]

[glow=green,2,300]Wednesday's Wrestling Wake-Up[/glow]

8/8/12 - Bell Time 7:00 AM

Card #2: "Summer Sizzler!"

Hosts:
Sunny


Tazz


Segment 1: Before the first bout, Sunny ran down the top wrestling news stories for the past week. Her and Tazz exchanged some funny quips and memories from back in the day. Sunny then promised that after the opening match, Tazz would be doing a demo of how to make his famous apple pie bites!

Bout #1:
Willie Mack vs. Cedric the Hitman
- Willie's tummy must be a rumbling for some of Tazz' apple pie bites, because he looked like a man possessed (by hunger), as he took it to Cedric from the start. Willie used a sit-out spinebuster to win at 3:12.

Segement 2: Tazz showed everyone how he makes his apple pie bites. Willie Mack helped out, simply to get the food.

Bout #2:
Rico Dynamite vs. Navajo Warrior
- As their tag team partners were banned from ring side, these two pound the stuffing out of each other. Rico cuaght Warrior with a surprise cross-body block off the ropes and scored the pin (with a handful of tights) at 9:32.

Segment 3: Sunny did a hard hitting piece about body hair on guys. How much is too much. Ox Baker refused to be on the show to be part of this segment.

Bout #3: Return Match
Scorpio Sky vs. The Hobo
- Sky was ready for The Hobo this week, even offering him a corndog before the match. The Hobo, who never knws where his next meal will come from, wolfed down he battered and fried meat on a stick. Sky then proceeded to use his superior wrestling talent to win at 5:40 with his King of Sting.

Segemnet 4: Tazz did a piece on sunglasses and how to use them effectively. Bret Hart, Mr. Hughes, & John Morrison joined him for this piece.

Bout #4:
Joey Ryan vs. Nick Madrid
- The king of sleeze once again was woking his magic. The woman from last week was back and had already finished her sticky buns, as Ryan walked out. Ryan blew her a kiss, as she belched out a thank you. As for the match, Nick looked to be a step or two slow this morning. (It would late be learned that he had a few too many of the apple pie bites backstage) Joey used 2 Walk-Offs to win at 5:37.

Segment 5: Sunny threw it to Kloudi for the weather report.

Main Event
Bout #5: Best of Seven Series Match 4
Adam Pearce (2) vs. Colt Cabana (1)
- Colt was cleared to wrestle only minutes before the show went on the air, but he looked super focused. Pearce was unable to keep Colt down with several hard hitting lariats and even a Jumping Piledriver. Colt battled back and locked in the Chicago Crab to win at 29:22. (Series Tied At 2 Apiece)

Segment 6: Sunny and Tazz wrap-up the show and tell everyone they will see them next week

[weirdjerod]

Instant freaking Classic!!! Dude, seriously blew coffee out my nose on the commentary... This Is Funny!! and in between the laughs, some great wrestling, lol... Awesome job, thanx for the great morning read!!

[tystates]

Just checking if you know that today is Tuesday not Wednesday.

[holland227]

Time Warp!

[jasonjaconetti]

Sorry to post it early, but i know that tomorrow is super busy like Monday (work, PT, football), so I knew it would take time to type this one up. Made up that stuff off the top of my head, but i liked the morning show feel for it.

[jasonjaconetti]

I must admit, I had this idea for a morning talk show kinda thing while sitting in the doctor's office and having The Chew playing the whole time....

[wildfire]

Awesome!

[jasonjaconetti]

[glow=green,2,300]Wednesday's Wrestling Wake-Up[/glow]

8/15/12 - Bell Time 7:00 AM

Card #3: "August Rush!"

Hosts:
Sunny


Taz


Segment 1: Before the first bout, Sunny & Taz ran down the top wrestling news stories for the past week. A recap of the Adam Pearce - Colt Cabana Best of 7 Series was highlighted. Short clips were shown from the various different cards. Adam Pearce came out to do a sit-down interview and Colt Cabana was live via SKYPE wearing his footy pj's. Both men said that they enjoyed the matches and that they would like to do this again down the road.

Bout #1:
Willie Mack vs. Cedric The Hitman
- Willie was eying the kitchen being set up as he walked out to the ring. He started to lick his lips as he was excited to see what was being cooked/baked/fried/whatevered this week. As the match went on, Taz came out with some baskets of food. Willie called over to him and asked what they were making. When Taz responded healthy snacks, Willie looked like he just lost his puppy. He started to frown and his shoulders slouched. That was all Cedric needed, as he took advantage of the new situation. Cedric used his Hair Trigger to win at 8:24. A sad Willie moped his way to the back.

Segment 2: Taz started his cooking segment by saying that he was going to make some healthy snacks today. He made a few healthy snacks, including a veggie puree dip for some raw veggies. As the crowd was given samples, the heavy woman from the past two weeks let out a blood cuddling scream. She had eaten a piece of broccoli by mistake (thinking it was...well, I am not sure but NOT BROCCOLI) and she pulled a bottle of Ranch dressing out of her bag. She chugged a huge pull of Ranch and then took her pulse. Crisis averted.

Bout #2:
Scorpio Sky vs. Johnny Yuma
- Great match, as Yuma played to the crowd a ton. Sky used this as an opening for a cheap shot to the kidney and then some hard boots to match. Sky nailed a somersault plancha to win at 7:09.

Segment 3: Sunny and Taz did a piece on the WARTS tournaments thus far. Sara del Rey joined them via SKYPE to talk about her win in the latest WARTS.

Bout #3:
Joey Ryan vs. The Hobo
- Ryan, always super sleazy, is licking his lips at the audience, but especially the big girl in row 5! She is trying to post on her Facebook page about her near death experience during Segment 2, but she keeps thumbing too many letters. She is getting frustrated and doesn't even notice Ryan's semi-sexual advances. The Hobo comes out chewing what appears to be the left-overs from Taz' cooking. He appears to have some gas from all the veggies. (Note: This seems to be effecting some of the crowd as well!) The Hobo is holding his stomach throughout the match,. as Ryan uses his speed advantage. The Hobo turned things around and whipped Ryan into the corner. Hobo nailed Ryan with a hard clothesline and then whipped him into the other corner. As he charged him, he grabbed his gut as he delivered a jumping butt bump into the corner. Hobo whipped Ryan into the other corner and went for the same thing, but Ryan pulled the ref in front of him and when Hobo went for the Butt Bump he let out the most nausiating gas imaginable. The ref, who took the brunt in the face, turned and puked. He called for the DQ at 8:39, awarding the match to Ryan. The Hobo ran out of teh ring and to the bathroom.

Segement 4: After a few large fans were brought out to move the air around, Sunny threw it to Kloudi for the weather report. Kloudi seemed very short and upset with Sunny, but gave the weather report anyway.

Main event
Bout #4:
Adam Pearce vs. Navajo Warrior
- Pearce, just off his 4-3 win in the Best of Seven Series with Colt Cabana, faced a veteran in Navajo. Good back and forth action, as Pearce was not able to muscle NW around like he wanted to. NW scored a near fall after big knee lift. Pearce, who has been a tear lately, nailed NW with his Jumping Piledriver for the win at 12:55.

Segemnet 5: Sunny & Taz wrap things up and tell everyone to tune in next week, where the main event will be Nick Madrid & The Tribe vs. Adam Pearce & Los Banditos!

[weirdjerod]

*Sits and enjoys Sunny's Snacks" whilst waiting for the rest of the card... Great stuff so far!!

[wildfire]

I think that pic of Sunny is good for 'wake up'.. though the rest of the card is nice too

How did Rotunda get out of the GWF, anyway? ;D