Chikara with My Son... part 3 (for real this time

[weirdjerod]

OK, so Jacob and I (and the rest too, lol) had a busy weekend, and we didn't get to finish the card, which is ok, cuz he changed some of the booking on me anyways, lol (the pitfalls of having an 11 year old booker, hehehe.. Or Rob Bennett, LMAO!!!!!!). But the card is 1/2 played and the cards are out and ready to roll for an after breakfast dice-fest, so stay tuned and thanx for the patience, lol.

[jasonjaconetti]

WWE changes bookings all the time. At least your son is trying to make the best matches he can, not just trying to push guys that no one likes.

[weirdjerod]

CHIKARA #3!!! (Booked by Jacob, rolled by Jacob and Jerod, with an assist from Kennedy)

1. Jim Duggan (w/ Eddie Kingston) def Grizzly Redwood

The old Hacksaw, just didn't seem to find his fighting heart w/o his trusty 2X4. The world's Smallest Lumberjack seemed to have Duggan's number from the get go, until the crowd started to chant "U...S...A.... U...S...A..." Suddenly the old Hacker found his groove, shaking off several near falls at the (tiny) hands of Grizzly. Duggan hit his spinning body slam so fast Redwood was seeing just as double as Duggan! A Flying Spear later and Kingston and Duggan celebrated a win, as Grizzly slunk to the back, plotting his next move.

2. F.I.S.T. def The BDK and The Colony when Johnny Gargano pinned the still injured Green Ant.

A great 3-way match, with tons of tags, twists and turns. In the end, Jigsaw came down to ringside, trying to steal the envelope again, which drew the ire of Claudio, who attacked him. As Daizee and SDR tried to re-focus their fearful leader, Gargano was able to take advantage of a distracted Green Ant and roll him up for the 3-count. Nothing was settled here as all 3 teams (and Jigsaw, who lost his grip on the envelope, which Claudio reclaimed) brawled to the back.

3. Mike Quackenbush, Colt Cabana, Eddie Edwards, Sugar Dunkerton and Jigsaw def The Batiri, Hallowickid and UltraMantis Black in a 10 man elimination match.

What started as a 2 on 2 tag team affair quickly evolved (devolved?) into a 10 man war. Lines were drawn, a war was waged, one team reigned supreme. Questions were raised... Where were Frightmare, and that Abe Schwartz looking guy that Dunkerton teams with? What is the sudden friendship between the Batiri and Black? Why doesn't Eddies do-rag fall off in the ring? And what were Colt and Quack exchanging angry words about after the match?

This match had enough action to fill the whole hour (and damn near did). Jigsaw scored first with a quick pin of Hallowickid. UltraMantis followed up by ousting Jigsaw. Mike Quackenbush made the blind tag on Colt (which Colt did NOT look thrilled about) and then proceeded to eliminate all 4 of the other members of the Batiri and Black. Edwards seemed content to sit on the apron and thumb through a 2X4 catalog with Jim Duggan, and Sugar was happy because the lady in the low-cut blouse in the front row apparently misplaced her bra, but Colt had come to wrestle and seemed a bit put off by Quack's unwillingness to tag out. In the end, Quack's team with the victory.

The 3-way match never materialized as Kevin Steen appeared with his "personal at tourney" Aaron Chiu, Esquire. Mister Chiu informed acting General Manager Sky Low Low that Mister Steen's demands had not yet been met and that until such time as they were, Mister Steen would NOT be wrestling on this hack-rate show. Sky Low Low explained that all demands except for the "3rd one" had been met and they were still awaiting the arrival of the "authentic bear skin rug". Mister Chiu smirked and informed Low that the time for "small talk" had come to an end and that Mister Steen was getting "short" on patience. Low Low's cell phone rang, he answered, listened for a minute, smiled and informed Kevin Steen and Mister Chiu that the bear had been delivered to their dressing room by his close personal friend, Little Beaver. As Steen and Chiu, walked off laughing towards the dressing room, Little Beaver came out and told them to watch their step as they went in. Steen pie-faced Beaver (hehehehe, double entente!!) and the 2 entered the dressing room. Moments later, Steen and Chiu could be heard screaming and came running out crashing through any and everyone running for the exit. Hot on their heels was.... TERRIBLE TED THE WRESTLING BEAR!!! As Sky Low Low and Little Beaver rolled on the floor laughing, El Generico and Bryan Danielson announced that next week with or w/o Steen, they would treat the fans to another incredible match-up.

[wildfire]

Wow, talk about a little bit of everything!

[neily]

Nice set of matches. Its great how you use LOW and CHIKARA together.

[jasonjaconetti]

Good thing Chewey was available to be Steen's attourney